This Isn’t a Portal. It’s a Matchmaker
You don’t need to search harder. You need to be matched better.
It’s 11:47pm on a Tuesday.
You’re in bed. Phone six inches from your face, brightness on the lowest setting so you don’t wake your partner. You’ve been at this for forty minutes and you’re not entirely sure how you got here.
Filter: 3 bed — £450k max. — within 30 minutes of the train station. Sort by: newest.
Scroll.
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Ooh….. no, wait, that’s the one backing onto the dual carriageway. Wrong. Under offer. Under offer since March, actually, why is it still up. Wrong. That’s the same house you’ve seen eleven times with a new photographer. Wrong.
You put the phone down.
You pick the phone up.
You do it again.